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The Greatest Show on Earth  
Written by Freddy  
Thursday, 22 January 2004
Show down in Houston
     It's time to talk football.  This year's Superbowl looks to be one of the best ever.  I'm not talking about the actual game, but the commercials.  Don't worry about missing something of the game itself, cause it'll be recycled on ESPN over and over again.  What I'm talking about is the million dollar commercials that are revealed at halftime.  They own the Superbowl!  Yeah, I know the Panthers dominated the NFC.  I know the Patriots rolled over the AFC's best, but do we really care?  Isn't it all about the crazy ads? 


 The Skinny...

      This year's 30 second spot will average 2.25 milion dollars, or 45,000 copies of NFL Street by EA Games.  Staples is the first to reveal it's ad, a 2.3 million dollar monster that will launch it's new slogan, "That Was Easy."  It took millions of dollars to come up with that?  Whatever.

AOL is going to sponsor the MTV produced halftime show.  I wonder if there will be popups?

There are a ton of other commercial sponsors, such as Pepsi, Apple iTunes, FedEx, Visa, and Frito-Lay just to name a few.  Gee, all these commercials, and where is Mike Myers?

No matter what happens, we'll see some great commercials, watch an awesome game, and later we can duke it out on Madden to see what might have been.  See ya'll in Houston! 



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