I Spat in the Hat of a Cat
Written by Dawkus
Saturday, 10 January 2004
The book was good, I must say
about 2 kids stuck inside on a wet day.
The book was
written to help kids read
But then Hollywood took it
with its awful greed.
"We'll make a
to sell all our stuff.
You know how dumb kids are
they just can't
we would sell Toys 'R' Us Spliffs!"
We'll sell them jam made from Smuckers, batteries,
We'll sell them Frito Lay, Pepsi, and Kraft galore,
Their moms will
buy Mr. Clean and Swiffer to mop their floors.
We'll sell them their own hats, as pretty as you
Yes, it all
started out with two kids stuck inside one wet day,
And ended with
hollywoood fat cats' hands out for their pay.
It's sad to
say there's nothing that could possibly save,
The turning of
the late Dr. Seuss from inside his grave.
pics in this poem were edited by me. They, and the lyrics of the poem, are meant
to be seen as a parody only, and are not intended to show the views or any
opinion whatsoever expressed by the late Dr. Seuss or that crappy movie
Mike Myers was in.