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Ninja-Soup  
Written by Zep  
Friday, 19 May 2006
This is what ninja's do when they are bored. Ninjas have always been a source of fear, with their killing of firebreathing dragons, stone golems, and fat guys on sofa's (who may also be Ninjas). I on the other hand understand the lightside of Ninja's.
1. They will do your laundry for a human head.
2. They will kill your grandmother for nickel.
3. They will kill you and your grandmother for a penny. (economies of scale)
4. They will slice tomatoes with a shuriken of poison.
5. They will make bullets out of ivory elephant teeth (with no shame).

Perhaps, you should Ask A Ninja what they wouldn't do.

Oh and Ninja's need support too!

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