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Top 10 Signs Your Office Job Sucks  
Written by Dawkus  
Wednesday, 27 October 2004

Look at all the ass clowns! 10.  Your boss is Bill O'Rilley.

  9.  The fastest way for promotion is from accidental death of employees, which the last one happened twenty years ago.

  8.  Your boss looks like Marlon Brando and keeps giving you offers "you can't refuse."

  7.  When out doing a construction contract, you're given one of those paper crowns from Burger King instead of a hard hat.

6.  Your boss keeps calling you Jane or Janet, and your name's Rick.

5.  Everyday one of the office workers pulls down your pants and underwear and everyone laughs at the size of your penis.

4.   You keep getting emails saying, "I hate you," and "Die, bitch, DIE!!!", and they're all from your boss.

3.  To keep the number of restroom breaks down, the company puts tigers in all the employee bathrooms.

2.   To cut down on costs, your company tells you to hitch hike rather than giving you a company car or providing airline tickets.

1.  On casual day everyone is required to dress up as clowns. 

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