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I'll Be Back, And Back, And Back, And...  
Written by Dawkus  
Sunday, 26 September 2004

Don't be a girly man!  I'll Be Back, And Back, And Back, And...

Terminator 4 will begin filming next year, and the producers are in talks with Arnold Schwarzenegger about making an appearance in the new film.

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines is considered one of the most expensive movies ever made with costs totalling over $240 million dollars. Arnold was paid a sweet $30 million for playing the infamous Terminator.

When asked about the possible idea of his returning to the silver screen even as a minor role, Arnold replied, "You mean I am not in a movie right now? I really AM governor of California? Cool!!!"


Osama Bin Waitng for a long time now!Lines Can Be Deadly

Tightening securtiy measures at the Los Angeles International Airport have caused an obvious target for terrorists - Long lines. Someone failed to realize that when you step up your screening procedures, and do more bag searches, you're gonna get delays.

Fans of Star Wars films take note! That line you camp out in for two months to see the next film could be your last... and that you have no life...


Popeye Would Be Proud

Scientists are working on a way to convert energy to charge your cell phone, laptop and other electronic devices from... spinach

Researchers at MIT say they have used the leafy greens to convert sunlight into energy for the first time.

Is there more plant to energy research in the works? One scientist says yes. "Yeah, dude, we like, um...We plan to use marijuana to help fly planes, cause that shit will get you high, man."


Looks like Michael Moore swallowed his ego...Hope They're Insured

Astronomers observing the constellation Hydra have spotted two monster galactic clusters slamming together - one of the biggest such collisions recorded.

Astronomers who observed the violent merger say that there is little to worry about from this brutal dust up.

Turns out, it was just Michael Moore bumping into Drew Carey.


     All photoshopped content by John Atkins.  News and Views is completely farcical in nature.  It is not to be intended to be taken as truth in anyway.  The ideas and opinions expressed in News and Views are merely the strange meanderings of a very silly person, me!



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