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Rock Star: The Drink?!?!?!?  
Written by Dawkus  
Wednesday, 22 September 2004

Rock Star: The Drink?!?!?!?

Purple Haze.... What a drink!

As most of you may already know, there is this new energy drink called Rock Star.

It's slogan is "Party Like a Rock Star."   Most People have mixed reactions when they first hear the slogan.  As for me, The slogan's ok, I suppose, as long as I don't get the limited edition Jimi Hendrix version!

 

Sticks and Stones

Kerry catching some waves

The Bush campaign put out a new television advertisement ridiculing Kerry on Iraq and other issues. It shows Kerry windsurfing left and right and says his positions shift "whichever way the wind blows."

 

The Democrats struck back with their own ad that says: "In the face of the Iraq quagmire, George Bush's answer is to run a juvenile and tasteless attack ad."

 

Bush countered by leaving a flaming bag of poo on the Democratic Headquarters front porch.

 

Breast Damn Sports Show Period!

CBS was fined $550,000 for Janet Jackson's "Wardrobe malfunction" during the Super Bowl half time show in January.

Immediately after the incident, CBS was quick to apologize to viewers. The breast-baring song generated a record number of complaints to the FCC -- more than 500,000.

CBS has suffered another setback, as allegations have arisen that Bob Barker suffered a "wardrobe malfunction" during an august taping of the Price is Right game show. A picture was smuggled out of Viacom and sent to our hands. Check out Bob Barker's wardrobe malfunction here.

 I smell a Rat, or does HE Smell ME?

He who cut the cheeses, dealt them...amigo!

Rats equipped with backpacks may soon help in finding survivors trapped under the debris left from earthquakes. 

Trained over months to get a reward when they find a target smell such as a human odour, the rats send back a characteristic "aha!" neural pattern when they reach their goal.

My question is what do they do if the earthquake hits a cheese factory?

 

All photoshopped content by John Atkins.  News and Views is completely farcical in nature.  It is not to be intended to be taken as truth in anyway.  The ideas and opinions expressed in News and Views are merely the strange meanderings of a very silly person, me!   

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